Option 1: Write a passive aggressive note. What makes up the genre of the passive aggressive note? What do you have to consider about the audience and context?
Dear Valued Customers
Yes, the idea of a secret menu for your favorite places to stop for a quick drink or bite. Some people are plagued by such extreme feelings of isolation in their everyday lives that they need to feel like they’re part of an exclusive group who order unique items by combining other items on menus in the same way that strangers they’ll never meet have combined.
The thing is, stuff costs money. If you want more stuff, then it will cost more money. If you want to copy strangers on the internet and ingest some concoction they’ve made up of multiple items and shared, you need to pay for those extra items added to your order. Sandwiches don’t need to be combined into one massive sandwich, and it probably isn’t good for your health to do so. It would be beneficial to both your health and your wallet to order regularly when you decide to stop for food and drink.
Note end. When writing a passive aggressive note, you have to walk around the issue and not say directly what the issue really is. You have to paint it in a way that makes it broader than just telling someone what you found wrong in their actions or words. You have to think about the audience and assume that they will respond or relate somehow to the way that you’ve phrased your words. I went with the secret menu idea because I feel terrible ordering any sort of “secret menu” item, and honestly can’t find most of them appealing. Usually, it costs extra to add so much to your order and then people complain that they went to get an item, but couldn’t believe how expensive it is. So I tried to use a bit of a common sense idea that of course adding things is going to cost more in the context, but a lot of people I know who want the secret menu items don’t think about the cost until they’re at the register.